This Just In... Writing is for Nerds.

Sexy nerds, that is. When writing and composing I find it helpful to give a fuck about my subject. Sadly, every time the pocket change is jingling on the other side of the letters, I could care less. That's actually kind of cool; Wordslingers in a desperate land, only one man could bring justice to the west. He rolled into town with an underwood in one hand and destiny in the other. That being said, I am dropping out of college to write for Cat Fancy and y'all be damned! Or, fuck, I could just crank something else out to please the bank.
This is Terrible and Wrong:

On to the nerdiness. When writing about anything there is obviously an environment surrounding it, to harness this environment and place my writing within it is the challenge. This takes nerdly determination: Research! Conjecture! Opinion! Revision! All of it combined on a meticulous scale is what I want to at least appear a functional voice.

Also, nerds love nothing more than to slice holes into another nerd's argument for that little pedantic sense of victory many of us are denied on a daily scale. This we must prepare for with our own portcullis, moat and parapets of  nerdly cunning. Fling your arrows now my pimply foe! None shall pass!